I still haven’t found out why I woke up covered in milk cartons.

And why there was blood in my mouth.


#Do I want to know who’s blood this is.

I’m gonna go and give a guess that blood was probably mine. Judging by the teeth marks on my arm anyway.

Not sure about the milk cartons though

Oh. Sorry about that, then. I’m sure there’s a good reason for the bite.

How did I even get 10-20 milk cartons?

Well I tried wrestling a wine bottle out of your hand, the rest of the night was a blank…

I don’t even think there’s a grocery store miles from here, so it’s unlikely you bought/stole them while you were drunk, maybe they were already here?