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I’m not trying to pull anything, Clint. I’m just here to do what I was sent to do.

The hell has he done to you Tash…

…It doesn’t matter I’ll knock some sense into you one way or another.

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Why would I of all people joke about something like that?

Come on Tash this is getting ridiculous, what exactly are you trying to pull here?!

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Loki’s orders.

And since when exactly have you been following Loki’s orders?

Is this some sort of joke Tash?

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I have orders to kill you.

Woah and whose orders are those?

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Huh, what’d I miss?

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Anonymous sent: can you lay eggs

yes

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Maybe…well there’s no use hanging around here then. We should get moving, there must be an exit close by.

We can’t be too far from civilization, and my radio must be lying around here somewhere. Don’t think it could get too lost in a place like this unless it found a way to grow legs and walk out ahaha

Yeah, and if it’s styled like a S.H.I.E.L.D base, then it shouldn’t be too hard to find an exit. 

If your radio was capable of growing legs it sure would be a sight to see.

Though I think it’d be more suiting if it grew hawk wings.

Haha yeah that’d sure be ironic, either way we should get moving!

I bet you already have hawk wings drawn on it or something.

 

Anyway yeah, we should get moving. 

What, of course not! That’d be dumb! 

Yeah we should probably go…

You……….you do! Haha, oh man. That is just. That’s adorable, Clint.

Alright, alright, which way should we check first, hawkwing.

Ughh you’re not going to live this one down are you?

Whatever we need to get moving, I heard some noises coming from the hallway on the right over here. Might have just been my imagination but it wouldn’t hurt to check I suppose.

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I still haven’t found out why I woke up covered in milk cartons.

And why there was blood in my mouth.

 

#Do I want to know who’s blood this is.

I’m gonna go and give a guess that blood was probably mine. Judging by the teeth marks on my arm anyway.

Not sure about the milk cartons though

Oh. Sorry about that, then. I’m sure there’s a good reason for the bite.

How did I even get 10-20 milk cartons?

Well I tried wrestling a wine bottle out of your hand, the rest of the night was a blank…

I don’t even think there’s a grocery store miles from here, so it’s unlikely you bought/stole them while you were drunk, maybe they were already here?

I’m going to guess the bite came from me trying to defend my wine bottle.

 

I don’t understand why there’d be 20 cartons of milk just lying about.

Who needs to have 20 cartons of milk all at the same time? 

Got a point there Tash…

I can’t even seem to figure out where we are. Looks like a S.H.I.E.L.D base but nobody’s around. Doesn’t look like anyone’s been around for awhile either, it’s highly unlikely somebody would ration 20 cartons of milk here…or at all. Seriously what’s with the milk cartons? 

That doesn’t even smell like milk, what’s in there?

I can’t seem to figure it out, either. Maybe it’s just an abandoned base? But that just raises even more questions. Like how did we get here? How did we know how to get here? 

It smells like……Alcohol? A mix of milk and alcohol. Not a very nice mix, but I guess it works for trying to hide the fact you’re drinking alcohol.

You know what, I can’t be bothered to figure this out.

I have a pounding headache and I can’t wait to get home. That’s all I know.

Maybe we were on a mission up here? I can’t seem to remember much. Even then it’s pretty shady being sent to an abandoned base…I thought S.H.I.E.L.D took down all these unused bases for safety reasons? Well I guess that’s the least of our worries for now, the spiked milk cartons aren’t a priority either…

First things first, we should try and contact S.H.I.E.L.D, get Fury to send a rescue team or something.

You still have communications right? I can’t find my radio anywhere…

Maybe it’s not a S.H.I.E.L.D base? It could just be a base that’s designed like a S.H.I.E.L.D one.

I’m pretty sure I left my radio at my place, and my phone’s probably there, too.

It seems like we’re stuck here until we find a way out and/or a communications device.

Maybe we’ll get lucky and run into a good Samaritan.

Maybe…well there’s no use hanging around here then. We should get moving, there must be an exit close by.

We can’t be too far from civilization, and my radio must be lying around here somewhere. Don’t think it could get too lost in a place like this unless it found a way to grow legs and walk out ahaha

Yeah, and if it’s styled like a S.H.I.E.L.D base, then it shouldn’t be too hard to find an exit. 

If your radio was capable of growing legs it sure would be a sight to see.

Though I think it’d be more suiting if it grew hawk wings.

Haha yeah that’d sure be ironic, either way we should get moving!

I bet you already have hawk wings drawn on it or something.

 

Anyway yeah, we should get moving. 

What, of course not! That’d be dumb! 

Yeah we should probably go…

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hawkeyeofsheild:

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blackasawidowsback:

hawkeyeofsheild:

blackasawidowsback:

I still haven’t found out why I woke up covered in milk cartons.

And why there was blood in my mouth.

 

#Do I want to know who’s blood this is.

I’m gonna go and give a guess that blood was probably mine. Judging by the teeth marks on my arm anyway.

Not sure about the milk cartons though

Oh. Sorry about that, then. I’m sure there’s a good reason for the bite.

How did I even get 10-20 milk cartons?

Well I tried wrestling a wine bottle out of your hand, the rest of the night was a blank…

I don’t even think there’s a grocery store miles from here, so it’s unlikely you bought/stole them while you were drunk, maybe they were already here?

I’m going to guess the bite came from me trying to defend my wine bottle.

 

I don’t understand why there’d be 20 cartons of milk just lying about.

Who needs to have 20 cartons of milk all at the same time? 

Got a point there Tash…

I can’t even seem to figure out where we are. Looks like a S.H.I.E.L.D base but nobody’s around. Doesn’t look like anyone’s been around for awhile either, it’s highly unlikely somebody would ration 20 cartons of milk here…or at all. Seriously what’s with the milk cartons? 

That doesn’t even smell like milk, what’s in there?

I can’t seem to figure it out, either. Maybe it’s just an abandoned base? But that just raises even more questions. Like how did we get here? How did we know how to get here? 

It smells like……Alcohol? A mix of milk and alcohol. Not a very nice mix, but I guess it works for trying to hide the fact you’re drinking alcohol.

You know what, I can’t be bothered to figure this out.

I have a pounding headache and I can’t wait to get home. That’s all I know.

Maybe we were on a mission up here? I can’t seem to remember much. Even then it’s pretty shady being sent to an abandoned base…I thought S.H.I.E.L.D took down all these unused bases for safety reasons? Well I guess that’s the least of our worries for now, the spiked milk cartons aren’t a priority either…

First things first, we should try and contact S.H.I.E.L.D, get Fury to send a rescue team or something.

You still have communications right? I can’t find my radio anywhere…

Maybe it’s not a S.H.I.E.L.D base? It could just be a base that’s designed like a S.H.I.E.L.D one.

I’m pretty sure I left my radio at my place, and my phone’s probably there, too.

It seems like we’re stuck here until we find a way out and/or a communications device.

Maybe we’ll get lucky and run into a good Samaritan.

Maybe…well there’s no use hanging around here then. We should get moving, there must be an exit close by.

We can’t be too far from civilization, and my radio must be lying around here somewhere. Don’t think it could get too lost in a place like this unless it found a way to grow legs and walk out ahaha

Yeah, and if it’s styled like a S.H.I.E.L.D base, then it shouldn’t be too hard to find an exit. 

If your radio was capable of growing legs it sure would be a sight to see.

Though I think it’d be more suiting if it grew hawk wings.

Haha yeah that’d sure be ironic, either way we should get moving!

blackasawidowsback:

hawkeyeofsheild:

blackasawidowsback:

hawkeyeofsheild:

blackasawidowsback:

hawkeyeofsheild:

blackasawidowsback:

hawkeyeofsheild:

blackasawidowsback:

I still haven’t found out why I woke up covered in milk cartons.

And why there was blood in my mouth.

 

#Do I want to know who’s blood this is.

I’m gonna go and give a guess that blood was probably mine. Judging by the teeth marks on my arm anyway.

Not sure about the milk cartons though

Oh. Sorry about that, then. I’m sure there’s a good reason for the bite.

How did I even get 10-20 milk cartons?

Well I tried wrestling a wine bottle out of your hand, the rest of the night was a blank…

I don’t even think there’s a grocery store miles from here, so it’s unlikely you bought/stole them while you were drunk, maybe they were already here?

I’m going to guess the bite came from me trying to defend my wine bottle.

 

I don’t understand why there’d be 20 cartons of milk just lying about.

Who needs to have 20 cartons of milk all at the same time? 

Got a point there Tash…

I can’t even seem to figure out where we are. Looks like a S.H.I.E.L.D base but nobody’s around. Doesn’t look like anyone’s been around for awhile either, it’s highly unlikely somebody would ration 20 cartons of milk here…or at all. Seriously what’s with the milk cartons? 

That doesn’t even smell like milk, what’s in there?

I can’t seem to figure it out, either. Maybe it’s just an abandoned base? But that just raises even more questions. Like how did we get here? How did we know how to get here? 

It smells like……Alcohol? A mix of milk and alcohol. Not a very nice mix, but I guess it works for trying to hide the fact you’re drinking alcohol.

You know what, I can’t be bothered to figure this out.

I have a pounding headache and I can’t wait to get home. That’s all I know.

Maybe we were on a mission up here? I can’t seem to remember much. Even then it’s pretty shady being sent to an abandoned base…I thought S.H.I.E.L.D took down all these unused bases for safety reasons? Well I guess that’s the least of our worries for now, the spiked milk cartons aren’t a priority either…

First things first, we should try and contact S.H.I.E.L.D, get Fury to send a rescue team or something.

You still have communications right? I can’t find my radio anywhere…

Maybe it’s not a S.H.I.E.L.D base? It could just be a base that’s designed like a S.H.I.E.L.D one.

I’m pretty sure I left my radio at my place, and my phone’s probably there, too.

It seems like we’re stuck here until we find a way out and/or a communications device.

Maybe we’ll get lucky and run into a good Samaritan.

Maybe…well there’s no use hanging around here then. We should get moving, there must be an exit close by.

We can’t be too far from civilization, and my radio must be lying around here somewhere. Don’t think it could get too lost in a place like this unless it found a way to grow legs and walk out ahaha